Nobody’s ever fucked up my entrance like that. Thanks Baldy. That was fucking cool. Wouldn’t you be surprised if I was small and bald like,
Anything Indian people can do I can’t do I’m always impressed whenever you do something intelligent like computers. I’m shit on a computer I’m not
– I want to get away from that farm more than anything, but it’s not worth living in a world where China controls my country’s
– Let’s go. / – Go. I don’t think I’ve been to that side of Bali. How long is the flight? – It was amazing.
Hey guys, it’s Hasan Minhaj. If you’ve seen the show, you know that I talk a lot about being Indian-American and the Desi experience growing
– “BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT?” [sighs] JEEZ. – WHAT? YOU CAN’T CATCH ME. YOU CAN’T
Hey! -Hey! Catch him. -Don’t let him run. Catch him. Break his head. Everyone follow him. He is running, catch him. I am safe. Now
(clicking) – (pops) Well, lookie here! Looks like we got someone in the market for a new pair of shoes, hmm? – Oh, I just