My 3-Year-Old Son is a Girl Now | We The Internet TV


[MIKE] Hey Bill,
how was your weekend? [BILL] Just watched a lot of football. You? [MIKE] Found out my
son is actually a girl. [BILL] What? [MIKE] Yeah, we were all hanging out
on the couch watching Netflix together, and Tommy turns to Sarah and me
and says, “I’m a girl now.” [BILL] Wow. [MIKE] Yeah, I had no idea, but who am I to question
my 3-year-old child, right? [BILL] Yeah, you’re just his parent. [MIKE] Well, it’s not actually “his.” [BILL] Right, sorry, her.
You’re just her parent… Or is there another preferred pronoun? [MIKE] (blows raspberry) [BILL] Never heard that before. [MIKE] Yeah, me neither. You learn something
new every day, right? [BILL] So did (raspberry)
start kindergarten yet? [MIKE] Oh no, (raspberry) said,
“No school!” Also, we’re starting (raspberry)
on hormone blockers next week, so we don’t really
have a lot of free time. [BILL] Hey, that’s parenthood.
[MIKE] Yeah. Hey Steve,
you have a daughter, right? [STEVE] Yeah, my youngest is a girl. [MIKE] Any advice? [STEVE] Raising a girl is a trip.
You have to be ready for anything. [MIKE] Oh yeah? [STEVE] Yeah, like just yesterday,
I found out she doesn’t need to
poop in the toilet anymore. [BILL] Really? [STEVE] Yeah, she just finished
potty training last month, but apparently she just feels better
doing it in her pants. [BILL] Wow. Jealous. [MARTHA] Guys.
My son is an astronaut! [MIKE] No way, congrats! [STEVE] Way to go, Martha! [MARTHA] Thanks!
It’s all happening so fast. Yesterday I went into his room
to wake him up from his nap, and I found him sitting
on the edge of his bed with his Buzz Lightyear
helmet on screaming, “I’m an astronaut! I’m an astronaut!” [MIKE] What an accomplishment! [BILL] So what happens now? [MARTHA] We launch him into space. [BILL] Really? [MARTHA] I think so. I mean we haven’t heard back
from NASA, but he says, “I go to da moons tomorrow!” [BILL] Whoa. Da moons.
[MIKE] (whispers) Da moons. [STEVE] Kids grow up so fast these days. [BILL] Tell me about it. One minute, I’m spoon feeding
my ten-month-old applesauce, the next minute,
he doesn’t need my help. [MARTHA] Your ten-month-old
is eating on his own? [BILL] Nope.
My ten-month-old doesn’t
eat food anymore. [MIKE] Really? [BILL] Yeah.
He just says, “I don’t want it.”
And then crawls away. [MIKE] He doesn’t need to eat food? That’s so advanced! [BILL] Hey, kids are
just more mature now. [MARTHA] Hey Todd.
You okay? [TODD] Yeah, sorry.
Had a rough night. I’m getting divorced. [BILL] I’m so sorry.
Why? [TODD] My toddler…
[MIKE] Little Jimmy? [TODD] Yeah. Little Jimmy.
He tells my wife, “I no likes Dada.” [MIKE] Oh, tough break. [TODD] I thought we were so happy!
We haven’t fought in years. But what are you going to do?
He just finished teething.
He knows best. [ALL] Yeah… [BOSS] What are you guys
doing in there? You should be working! Work. Do work! I’m the boss. [MIKE] Yessir boss.
[BILL] Sorry boss! [BOSS] You should be working. I’m the boss.
I’m the boss!
Work for the boss. [TODD] Need your
approval on this, boss. [MARTHA] Here’s the update
on the Linden report. [STEVE] This needs your signature. [BOSS] (starts crying) [MOM] Oh Eddie! There you are.
You almost gave me a heart attack! [BOSS] Mommy! [MOM] What are you people doing? [STEVE] This needed his signature.
[TODD] He said get back to work. [MARTHA] Yeah, I guess Fred
got fired and now he’s the boss. He said he’s da boss. [MOM] He’s not your boss.
He’s 3 years old. Idiots. (door closes) [TODD] What a terrible parent. Hey guys, thanks for watching. If you enjoyed the video, don’t forget to like it,
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100 thoughts on “My 3-Year-Old Son is a Girl Now | We The Internet TV

  1. Very funny. For some genuine insight into why everything you just said was incorrect, read this https://www.facebook.com/dontfearthequeer/photos/a.227899794304982/772659546495668/

  2. I was a tom boy in the 80s..and my whole life basically..glad I was a kid 30 years ago ..I'd be on hormone therapy I was a kid today :^(…this scares me … Kooky parents

  3. Hahaha this shit is great!!! To bad things wasn't like this when I was a kid hahaha because I would have been the girls locker room towel rack hahaha

  4. Expect a knock on your door…The government considers this kind of stuff a HATE CRIME.
    This world has gone CRAZY!
    GOD HELP US ALL!

  5. This video may look like an exaggeration of today's Leftist culture, but based on today's societal norms, YouTube will delete this video and say that it was a violation of YouTube policy.

  6. I clicked on this vid to dislike it based on the title… saw the like 2 dislike ratio.. watched it and laughed so hard and left a like😁

  7. My infant daughter identifies as a duck, we are seeking a plastic surgeon prepared to fashion her face into a duck bill so her physical appearance matches who she is on the inside. She’s so stunning and brave we hope Philip Scoffield will interview her soon.

  8. Talmudic communists with remote mind control weapons are programming people with these strange ideas. It is a total crime that many people just do not want to believe is actually happening.

  9. I believe when kids do this shit they just want attention. And some parents are retarted for that. Overall this was a funny video

  10. Yeah, sure, "leftists" and liberals are like this… Totally. Especially since acknowledging your childs prefered gender/pronouns and making them rule your life is the same thing. Being transgender can currently only be self diagnosed because there is no valid method of proving or disproving it medically. But most kids just experiment with names and roles. And at age 5 there'd be no need for hormon blockers 🤦‍♂️

  11. I home school my kids, and honestly they are the bosses!!! 😂😂😂 But in all seriousness, this is one of the main reasons why I home school. This bullshit that is coming into schools!!! Wtf!! Loved the video though! ❤️👌❤️👌

  12. This is a perfect depiction of how bat-shit crazy our society has become. But we let it happen by abandoning reason and acquiescing to a bunch of liberal leftist idiots who use 'feelings' in place of plain 'common sense & logic'.

  13. This is the dumbest video ive ever seen. People making this video acting like letting your child express the way they feel regardless of if its more feminine or masculine is the same as not parenting them and letting them run amock. You people should be asamed of yourselves.

  14. For all transgender encouragers: ALL CHILDREN GO THROUGH THE WANTING TO BE THE OPPOSITE SEX phase. YOU PAY ATTENTION TO IT, MAKE IT A THING, and IT GROWS BEcAUSE CHILDREN WANT all your ATTENTION. YOU IGNORE IT, LET THEM PLAY WITH IT, BUT DO NOT ENCOURAGE OR DISCOURAGE it AND MOST OF THE TIME, IT GOES AWAY! FOR YOU TO ENCOURAGE IT, IS RIDICULOUS. ALL CHILDREN EXPERIMENT WITH WHoM THEY ARE, AND it TRULY never STOPs. PS, every parent wonders if their boys are gay because its natural for boys and girls to be the same emotionally at that age. AT THAT AGE, UNLESS THEY ARE SEXUALLY ABUSED, THEY ARE INNOCENT AND THEY ARE EVERYTHING, not one thing or another.

    LOL, this is hilarious! And snowflakes make it so true.

  15. My 6 year old told me he was gonna be a pizzaman, but he changed his mind when the mega hot oven burned his arms. Who knew kids could be so fickle?

  16. I see we have 450 snowflakes but out of 313,481 veiws I won’t panic just yet. Now if we had 313,381 snowflakes and only 450 people with brains THEN I would panic

  17. This is honestly rude. I know this is comedy but this is in no way whatsoever a reality for lgbt people or their families.

  18. The boomers vs. millennials thing might be silly and amusing now, but wait 20 years or so for millennials vs. alphas. These parents are messing up their kids so badly, the fallout is going to be fucking apocalyptic.

  19. My 3 year old brother said he wanted peanut butter because he says he identifies as it.

    Good thing I got rid of those "allergy pills" he hated

  20. The insanity of people today is tragic not funny. Up to the time a child is born and even after birth a babies life depends on the whims of the mother.. Then the whims of the mother again depends on if the child is mutilated or notto change it's sex. Then suddenly the child is beyond reproach regardless what it says or does. Said child, grows into a murdering psycho and older psycho's catch and release the monster back into society. One day, said child becomes older and other psychos decide if it's maybe time to euthanize. Tell me society is not absolutely brain dead.

  21. So you think God made a mistake and you had to fix it. I know he created a perfect little child and you just ruined that child.. you guys are monsters. Mayham and mutilation for the devil. That is who people destroying children serve

  22. I would kick the shit out of some little boy that claimed to be a girl or a little girl that claimed to be a boy I would never hit a child but I would kick the fucking shit out of a child that was that fucked up in the head maybe I would be able to rattle it's fucked up brain back into corrective thinking

  23. What is so funny is that these people sound exactly like libtarded fucktard people on the left that are brainwashed piece of shit scumbag Nazi indoctrinated fuck heads

  24. Mine wet the bed so we made him sleep in the bathtub jk
    Seriously these parents now a days are morons

  25. my kid told me they was a helicopter so I told him to jump off the roof …. and now he has a broken arm lol

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