Bill Burr Tells Jerry Seinfeld Why He Loves His Prius | Netflix Is A Joke


Like everybody out here,
I’m trying to develop things, but whenever there’s
a conference call, I can’t handle it. This is not a lie. I’m lying in bed, at home,
and I put the cell phone on speaker, and I throw the phone
to the other side of the bed, and I just lie there like this… And I just wait
for people to stop talking. And when they
stop talking, I just go, like, “Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sounds good.” That’s my waterboarding,
a 45-minute conference call. You know what the worst is? Is when the phone call goes to end, and then that last person
who hasn’t talked the whole phone call chimes in. You know what they’re doing. They’re like,
“This phone call’s gonna end, and I haven’t said anything.” And then you have to sit there
and listen to it and then comment on it. You die a thousand deaths. My other car is a Prius. -Wow.
-So… I love the Prius. Prius is the [bleeps], though. It’s like that friend
that you never have an issue with. -It’s a Toyota. It always starts.
-Well… It costs you like
28 bucks to fill the tank. -Okay.
-Somebody opens their door into it, you don’t give a [bleeps]. Have you checked around
for your soul lately? -Have you noticed your soul is gone?
-Because I’m driving a Prius? It crushes the human spirit. It has no joy of life… Oh, [bleeps], I can’t argue with that.
I can’t argue with any of that. You’ve got this ability
to make me laugh and to ruin [bleeps], all at the same time. And people for years have said,
“He has an act about nothing.” It isn’t. You’re not listening to him. You’re not seeing the anger
underneath these bits. This guy has contempt for humanity, and for 90% of activities. -Oh, my God.
-One of my favorite things to see is a comic, especially someone who works clean, to still be able to see
that same sort of rage. Like Brian Regan. You watch Brian Regan… People think it’s goofy.
It’s like, “No. This is an angry dude.” The way he’s telling this story
is not the way he reacted when the [bleeps] happened.
I’m telling you right now. Well, I think everybody
in that whole northeast area… -Yeah.
-They’re just funny. -Philly, New York and Boston.
-I just think it’s the ball-breaking. It’s like you grow up getting heckled. -It’s like you’re, sort of, onstage…
-Right. And you just learn that whole “get it off me
and get it on to the next person.” -Know what I mean?
-Right. Then you learn other techniques,
like, “I’ll agree with it. I’ll make fun of myself. I can use my hands,
I can take it to the ground.” It’s like UFC of, like, getting [bleeps]. You’re not worried that we’re becoming
this very gentle, respectful culture, that the people won’t be funny anymore. I’m worried that every time
I see a comedian apologize just to end it… Just because you took
what I said seriously doesn’t mean I now meant it. Like, you don’t get to decide that, “What? You’re in my head
and you know my intent?” Like, if I’m saying something
and I’m joking, I’m joking. This is the deal.
Those people who get offended like that, if they wanna see stand-up comedy, they should hire a comic
for a private show, and go,
“These are topics you can talk about. These are topics you don’t.” So, you come in to the hostile
environment of a comedy club, and we get to say whatever we want. The amount of times they’ve shown clips, they’ll be like,
“Controversy at the Laugh Factory.” And they show the bit
and the crowd laughed. There was no controversy. One person got pissed, wrote a blog. It’s a lazy journal story… -Right.
-And the next thing you know, you’re on a split screen, and you’re sitting there
talking to a [bleeps] blogger. -Is everything tasting okay? Good?
-Yeah. It’s delicious. -I thought you were gonna complain.
-This is not over-medium. -This is over-easy.
-Yeah. And this is just
right out of the chicken. Did you see any of The Expendables movies?

100 thoughts on “Bill Burr Tells Jerry Seinfeld Why He Loves His Prius | Netflix Is A Joke

  1. Seinfeld has developed a seriously bad habit with his fake laughter. It is even worse than Jimmy Fallon. I'm having trouble watching this.

  2. ๐Ÿ˜€ @ Bill kissing Jerry's ass with his "people don't understand, you don't talk about nothing…", which is funny/ironic because I've heard Bill trash Seinfeld's style of stand-up a few times.

    Although if I was a comedian I'd kiss King Jerry's ass too, but I'm not so I won't.

  3. I drive a Prius, if only I was cool enough I would buy a big truck and spend hundreds on gas and have black smoke spew out of it to show how badass I am! Oh and then spend thousands to put every possible off road accessory on it just to have it sit in my driveway perfectly clean never to see any off road environment ever. Maybe someday!

  4. There is no over-medium and there is no medium-rare unless you're paying $100+ for your eggs/steak. It's over-easy or medium.

  5. Can I just ask, cause I'm totally oblivious to the car culture in the US, why does the Prius and its owners get made fun of so much ?

  6. I like bill burr, but why is he in here just recycling standup jokes? And seinfelds fake laughter, cmon man….awkward as…

  7. Bill over the last few years has gone a bit too left wing for me. His last special I had to turn off cause of his white guilt bits, he used to be edgier, I think his black lefty wifes getting to him. Ill always love the guy, but his material isn't as edgy and hes all lefty white guilt and it shows…..
    I hope we get the old Bill back with the hilarious stories of the chopper pilot jumping out committing suicide and living through it, and he impersonated him screaming and shit…. Lul
    Those were the good old days…..

  8. My second favorite comedian of all time(Burr) talking about my all time favorite comedian (Regan) is priceless.

  9. Everyone thinks Bill is now as opposed to then because of his Black wife… itโ€™s not the โ€œperson that annoys youโ€ itโ€™s not drinking anymore.

  10. sweet clip from FOUR YEARS AGO! couldnโ€™t even find this old episode on NF. why would you even advertise this?!

  11. Fucking Bill Burr, he's my favorite comedian – "and this is just like right out off the chicken"….wtf!

  12. Jerry Seinfeld is an annoying asshole. If it wasn't for Larry David this guy would be a loser hack comedian. He has this condescending manner about him that is so irritating.

  13. Burr been telling this same bit for 5 years now!! It's not even that bad…he wants it to be this bad, so he can bitch about it

  14. Contravercy is a female CONstrute…..๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿคช๐ŸŽค

  15. I legit hit play, put my phone down, while I was in bed and put my arm over my eyes just before Bill said all that. Epic.

  16. It's almost a perfect disguise but Bills voice is 2 octaves higher than normal he sounds like a teenager

  17. Told my wife I was getting a Prius.

    For the mental image you have of me, I'm 6'1" 195lbs, I box, lift weights, software engineering is my career, 25 years old, big anime nerd lol.

    Anyways, she laughed xD I told her to keep laughing when I have that gas mileage!

  18. The Good thing that will come out of PC culture, which is just a way to keep the workers silent, is that the best comedy will move under ground again. Where it'll bake and become nice and tender.

  19. Bill Burr is like that one friend who always tells the same story and you just have to sit there and act like you've never heard of it before.

  20. oh man I love Bill Burr, more than any other comedian at this moment but saying to a car lover that you LOVE YOUR PRIUS… ๐Ÿคฃ

  21. What a pair. Clean comic vs filth comic. Bill is right though. Water boarding is preferable to Conference calls !

  22. I had this weird feeling that Jerry didnโ€™t like Bill, but Iโ€™m pretty sure he respects him to have coffee with him.

  23. Dont you hate it when you're having a great conversation and your chair seat is hard causing those few moments of discomfort while engaging eye contact…its so obvious ๐Ÿคฃ ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿคซ.

  24. I see a master of his craft at the top of his game with nothing to prove. The other prick is Jerry Seinfeld.

  25. My Chevy Volt is awesome! Electric drive, no reverse gear so very quick maneuvers and very safe. Next car to add to my garage is a 3-wheeled Aptera Roadster though.

  26. Iโ€™ve seen Seinfeld laugh Iโ€™ve just never heard him laugh. Lmao guy is the master of laughing and not laughing.

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